Another winner

The other day I wrote about a funny video where Sarah Silverman f*$ked Matt Damon. There is now a response video:

My Daily Tweets

• 12:51 Hello twitter land, I’ve been away too long #
• 12:51 Still acclimating to my new role… and not having any time to breath #
• 13:18 Time sheets, why do you plague me so #
• 15:34 We are over 7.5MM views on our viral large fuzzy mammal salted meat campaign – we should easily hit 10MM views after the new creative hits #
• 15:44 I didn’t even notice my 1000th tweet… dang #
• 16:57 I haven’t used flock for a while, looks like they have an update ver 1.0.8 #
• 17:33 Heading out to an MTV networks party #

Awesome rant

I found this while traversing my css feeds:

Caffeine-Free Diet Pepsi is the most hideous thing humans have ever created posted by Wolfrum

My theory on how Caffeine-Free Diet Pepsi was created is that someone was wandering the desert in the Southwest, stumbled across an ancient spittoon, took the ingredients from said spittoon, re-liquefied it, added a tiny amount of carbonation, and then started selling it.

If Rocky 6 was a carbonated beverage, it would be Caffeine-Free Diet Pepsi — all preachy yet hard to understand, stupid and in bad taste.

If you haven’t tasted Caffeine-Free Diet Pepsi, but would like an idea of what it tastes like, do this – keep a straw in your pocket and wander around outside until you find a pigeon or squirrel that’s been dead for, oh, say three months. Stick the straw into the dead animal and suck. Caffeine-Free Diet Pepsi tastes like that, except worse. Plus, the taste lingers in your mouth for months. And gradually gets worse until it’s like your mouth was invaded by the notoriously rare and deadly Asian Shit Ant.

What gets me is that they had high-paid executives sitting around a table, drinking this dreck and all nodding approvingly, “Oh yes, this is what America wants, a ‘light, crisp, refreshing’ beverage that tastes like Cheney sputum.”

You want to defeat terrorists? Force them to drink Caffeine-Free Diet Pepsi.

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New Next Element

There has been a change in schedule for tomorrow’s Next Element.

EJ the DJ will not be spinning with us tomorrow – you will have to make due with more noise and Nitrogen.

We still have The Histronic
and Aerial Performers (I’ve heard they are going to put on a fantastic show)

and lots of noise and Nitrogen for everyone

Diebold accidentally releases election results

Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early

Next Element Slideshow

My Daily Tweets

• 08:32 Good morning Monday, I have a feeling this is going to be a crazy week. #
• 10:39 My boss leaves and suddenly I am booked in meeting all day – Triple booked in some cases #
• 10:40 I also have emails coming in at about the rate of 40 an hour – about 3-4 times the rate they were coming in last week #
• 12:50 South Beach Diet pizzas really aren’t bad #
• 16:25 Running up against a deadline and I’m still waiting for a proposal…. could be trouble #

My Daily Tweets

• 13:28 Crazy busy day – Shopping two places, work to do, music to gather, music to sort, promotion to do…. I know I’m forgetting stuff #
• 13:28 Also have to start thinking about my Vegas trip next Saturday. Have to get clothes ready and music read for my gig out there. #
• 13:31 Wow, I saw the el Bulli on bizzar foods, so I go to their web site and see that they are booked for all of 2008! tinyurl.com/3y75ov #

My Daily Tweets

• 10:06 Nice blog post about Twitter: tinyurl.com/2cbddq #
• 10:14 I haven’t figured out what to do with netvibes universe #
• 14:25 Mmmmmm sushi #

Tonight at the Next Element

Our guest DJ is Jobot

and we also have Burlesque Performers Jean Bardot, Sweet Lilly Bee and Holly Ziegfield

Of course your usual hosts DJ’s Nitrogen and noise will also be there.

Ground Zero nightclub, 18+ doors at 10

If you’re feeling fancy dress up, there is a rumor that quite a few people will be dressing up for fun.