Transformers porn

So I wonder if the new live action movie is going to have scenes like this….

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Dirty Screen?

Clean it with kitty

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Mid Winter Humor

60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.

50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Duluth sunbathe.

40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won’t start.
People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.

32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Bemidji gets thicker.

20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal
underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the
heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it
gets cold.

Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Minnesotans close the windows.

10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.

25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door
to door. (True!)

40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesotans get upset because they can’t start the
Mini-Van.

460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero
on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Minnesota start
saying…”Cold ’nuff fer ya?”

500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.

New Comedy Site

Here is a brand new broadband comedy site. From what I’ve seen so far it’s pretty good, looks like there is tons of original programing.

www.superdeluxe.com

Oh and it just launched today, so if you are into that kind of thing you can get pretty much any user name and/or url you want.

Disney Radio Hosts’ Rant: Obama’s a ‘Halfrican’, Cut Off Detainees’ Genitals

“Obama isn’t black because his family wasn’t slaves. Bomb Syrian mosques. Cut off the fingers and penises of detainees. Burn people alive and dig up dead environmentalists to kill them again.” That’s the type of commentary Disney/ABC-owned radio station KSFO in the San Francisco area broadcasts on the airwaves. One liberal blogger took a stand—and Disney tried to shut him down. Could Disney get away with censorship in the digital age? Nope. And here are the clips to prove it.read more…

Shameless self promotion time once again

Hey everybody,

It’s that time of year again. The Twin Cities DJ Awards are back. Because of you I have placed in the top 3 for three years running, I would love to make it 4 years in a row. As usual I am up against top 40, hip-hop and house DJ’s – I am the lone darksider DJ

If you could click on the image below, go the website, and vote for DJ Nitrogen I will forever be in your debt… or at least I’ll think you’re really cool.

If you want to be extra special you can also grab the code from the website and post it around.

Thank you so much

X-Posting everywhere

Please help

Fun night

Last night started a bit slow like normal, there was a group of tourists hanging out for quite a while (They came up and asked for the pussycat dolls and then got mad when I said it wasn’t going to happen.) By 11:00 the dance floor had started and by 11:30 it was pretty good. The cool thing was I never really lost the floor from that point on, there were a couple of slower points but it never totally cleared. The reason this is was so cool is because the music was very eclectic last night, I was going from one extreme to another. It all seemed to work, which was awesome.

Thank you to everyone who came out, I hope you had as much fun as I did.

Playlist for Hard Monday 1-8-07

*A* = Requested Artist
*S* = Requested Song
Artist – Song

DJ Nitrogen Solo all night
10:00ish

Wave in Head – Because of you
Freezepop – Stake Out
A couple of songs I didn’t write down. :”)
The Horrorist – One Night In NYC (Pascal F.E.O.S. mix)
Gabriel & Dresden – Arcadia (Gabriel & Dresden Swing 2 Funk Mix)
Fisherspooner – Just Let Go (Tommy Sunshine Mix)
Anthony Rother – Punks
Who’s Who – Sexy Fuck
And One – Rearming Strafbomber
Mindless Self Indulgence – Straight To Video (Funker Vogt Mix)
Funker Vogt – This World
*S* Underworld – Push Upstairs
Praga Kahn – Breakfast In Vegas
Sisters Of Mercy – More (Power Mix)
*S*Depeche Mode – World In My Eyes (Cicada Mix)
Covenant – Tension
Assemblage 23 – Let The Wind Erase Me
*S* Rob D – Clubbed To Death
Terrorfakt – The Fine Art Of Killing Yourself
*S* David Bowie – Afraid Of Americans
*S* Mono – Life In Mono
Portishhead – Sour Times
Depeche Mode – It’s No Good (Hardfloor Mix)
DJ Ackucrack – So To Speak (Dome Room Mix)
The Knife – Like A Pen
Ladytron – Destroy Everything You Touch (Tom Neville Mix)
*S* The Faint – The Conductor
*S* Iris – Annie Would I Lie To You ‘99
*S* Apop – Unicorn
VNV Nation – Beloved (Grey Dawn Mix)
*S* Grendel – Zombie nation 2k5
Benny Benassi – Satisfaction (Brutal Mix)
*S* Static X – Push It
Marilyn Manson – Beautiful People
Ministry – Jesus Built My Hotrod
*A* Ramstein – Du Haust
Garbage – #1 Crush
London After Midnight – Kiss (Ra Mix)
*A* Wumpscut – Thorns
Sister Soleil – Red
Siouxe – Fear
Royskopp – What Else Is There (Trentenmoller Mix)
Paul Oakenfold – Faster Kill Pussycat (Club Mix)
*A*Combiechrist – Body Beat (KMFDM Mix)
Prodigy – Breath/Spitfire (DJ Nitrogen live mix)
*S* VNV Nation – Rubicon
Icon Of Coil – Dead Enough For Life
*A* Dead Can Dance – The Ubiquitous Mr. Lovegrove
*S* Corvus Corax – Filii Neidhardi